July 2012
I want to have sex but I have to go to work.
Life is so unfair.
June 2012
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
Anonymous asked: just fuck me already
6 tags
oh the sexual tension.
3 tags
I don't understand straight men who slut-shame...
mermaid-slut-queen:
Let me get this straight: you want women to have sex with you, but you don’t want them to want to have sex with you?
nosdrinker:
let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand
rryland:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
