porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
are we dating? are we fucking? are we best friends? are we something in between...– (via dmojones)
do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders look them in the eyes and say “no one cares”
Just started Misfits. Five minutes in and I like it already.
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...– Jeff Stuckel (via princessnymeria)