April 2012
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
are we dating? are we fucking? are we best friends? are we something in between...
– (via dmojones)
do you ever just
wanna grab someone by the shoulders
look them in the eyes and say
“no one cares”
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Thanks cammy
Just started Misfits. Five minutes in and I like it already.
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...
– Jeff Stuckel (via princessnymeria)