First submission... fun stuff?
Bleeeh bleh bleeehhhhh. Syd is a drunk hoe. I am sober sally. I will get fucked up soon! YUSSSSSSSSSSS!
what the actual fuck.
Dear Girls In Relationships,
what-is-this-i-dont-even: If you’re ever arguing with your boyfriend / girlfriend, just whip out a titty, and lick it. It’d shut me up, so I know it’ll work for other people as well. You’re welcome. Wisdom from Dave Chappelle