do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
(via pizza)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via pizza)
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
(via pizza)
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
pizza you come up with the best ideas
(via dmojones)
